Iffy-ness

A short list of some iffy things:

• drinking milk five days after its best before date;
• the Canadian Government's decision to procure the F-35 Strike Fighter;
• Sidney Crosby;
• "Watch me put this hankie in my left nostril and pull it out my right one!"
• Gas prices;
• Being convinced to switch gas companies by some guy that showed up at your door with a clipboard;
• Frying eggs on a George Foreman Grill;
• Car salesmen;
• Insurance companies;
• Your doctor telling you this procedure will just feel like a mosquitoe bite;
• "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
• Texting while driving;
• "My wife/husband and I are seperated."
• "This will hurt me more than it will hurt you."