- drinking milk five days after its best before date;
- the Canadian Government's decision to procure the F-35 Strike Fighter;
- Sidney Crosby;
- "Watch me put this hankie in my left nostril and pull it out my right one!"
- Gas prices;
- Being convinced to switch gas companies by some guy that showed up at your door with a clipboard;
- Frying eggs on a George Foreman Grill;
- Car salesmen;
- Insurance companies;
- Your doctor telling you this procedure will just feel like a mosquitoe bite;
- "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
- Texting while driving;
- "My wife/husband and I are seperated."
- "This will hurt me more than it will hurt you."
Saturday, 26 May 2012
A short list of some iffy things: