Saturday, 26 May 2012


A short list of some iffy things:

  • drinking milk five days after its best before date;
  • the Canadian Government's decision to procure the F-35 Strike Fighter;
  • Sidney Crosby;
  • "Watch me put this hankie in my left nostril and pull it out my right one!"
  • Gas prices;
  • Being convinced to switch gas companies by some guy that showed up at your door with a clipboard;
  • Frying eggs on a George Foreman Grill;
  • Car salesmen;
  • Insurance companies;
  • Your doctor telling you this procedure will just feel like a mosquitoe bite;
  • "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
  • Texting while driving;
  • "My wife/husband and I are seperated."
  • "This will hurt me more than it will hurt you."

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